100 Best Dark Pick Up Lines

by Sharon E. Moore

When you hear the word dark, the first thing you think of is something that’s not meant for everyone. And you are right about it. Not everyone finds dark humor funny as it involves making fun of controversial topics. However, for the folks who enjoy it, here are some pick-up lines that you can use on someone who enjoys them as much as you.

Best dark pick up lines

Dark humor is not for the faint-hearted or the ones who take offense to everything. They are twisted and often end up offending people more than making them laugh. However, many people do enjoy them and if you happen to meet someone who feels the same as you, here are some pick-up lines you can use on them:

  • You look very familiar. Have I met you recently? It must be the clothes that are confusing me. I can’t identify you with them.
  • Can I borrow that shirt off you right now? I want to go pay the bartender but I don’t wanna go alone. 
  • I’ve been noticing you noticing me. If you wouldn’t mind, I would like to change the multiple noticing into notices of o****** for you!
  • How do I get the STUD? I only have STD and U are all I need!
  • Your outfit is so dazzling. Do you know how it can look better? Rumpled in a bunch on mysteries that haven’t been solved.
  • Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.
  • What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.
  • How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day. 

Funny dark pick up lines

Imagining funny and dark in the same sentence doesn’t seem right, no? Because funny is funny while dark is a bit twisted than your usual humor. But that doesn’t mean people don’t enjoy it. While it is not meant for everyone, here are few funny dark pick up lines that you can use:

Funny Dark Pick Up Lines
Funny Dark Pick Up Lines
  • I would like to have a clone of you to myself. Can you offer me your groin hair? I hear that works better.
  • Stop being melancholic. I know your crush is dead. I did it so that you can be with me. 
  • There must be something wrong with my eyesight. I need your help, I just can’t take them off you.
  • I will hate having to spike your drink. Simply agree with me now.
  • You can call me baby. All I want to be is inside you forever.
  • I love your T-shirt. Can I study it in Braille? And no, you don’t have to take it off.
  • You want to call the cops. Go ahead, see who comes first.
  • Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it. 

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Dark pick up lines for tinder

We all have either used or thought of using a dating app once in our life. Meeting people in real life can be a bit intimidating, so it’s best to start as virtual strangers first before meeting them. But hitting off virtually is yet another issue. So, if you match with someone who likes dark humor, here are some lines you can use to woo them in the first chat itself:

  • You know how they say bats can see in the dark?
    Well, you should see what THIS bat can do in the dark!
  • If you get lost in the midst of darkness
    I’ll help you find the iron rod.
  • Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?
  • Want to see my dark night rise?
  • I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal.
    Wanna read?
  • Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter?
    Because you’re indescribable.
  • You must be Catwoman cause the Dark Knight Rises.
  • Hi there I’m a dark and tortured super hero!

Cheesy Dark Pick Up Lines

People might be irked by cheesy lines but sometimes cheese is all we need. They might be cliches but can put you in a good mood at times. Mixing cheesy with dark pick up lines is a deadly combination and for all the dark humor lovers, here are few lines that will make your day:

  • I don’t want to come between you or do I
  • I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
  • I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
  • Do you like rainbows, cus you can taste my rainbow any time.
  • Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES
  • If you ever want to see your children again, you’ll do what I want.
  • “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
  • I only thought about you once today–I just never stopped.

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Dark humor pick up lines from Reddit

Reddit is a place where you can find anything you want. Be it related to education, travel, fashion, or any random advice, they have everything. It also has a list of some of the best dark pick-up lines available on the internet. We have picked out the best ones and listed them below for your use:

Dark Humor Pick Up Lines
Dark Humor Pick Up Lines
  • You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
  • “There’s a tornado, come in my basement.”
  • Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
  • If your feeling down, remember, I’ll feel you back up.
  • Call the cops. See Who Comes first.
  • Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
  • OOOOOh, baby, you must have wished upon a star cause today is your lucky day!
  • Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R

About Sharon E. Moore

Sharon E. Moore is an inspirational writer and creator of captions for Instagram. She loves to write about motivation, self-improvement, and success. Her goal is to help others achieve their dreams by providing them with the inspiration they need to keep going.

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