50 Best Car Pick Up Lines
Sharon E. Moore
Waiting for your car to get repaired at a garage or attending an auto show? You can use these cheesy car pick up lines if you find a beautiful girl and it really works. They feature some common car repairs and parts. We have got the complete list of the car pick up lines for the guy and gal that wants faster things. Whether a car or a truck, we keep you well covered, even for the electric vehicles, check out the list of some car pick up lines right here:
Best Car Pick Up Lines Car Pick Up Lines If I was a car, I’d need some coolant, because you’ve got my engine overheating. Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy? Hey pull over, your car is on Fire! Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight. Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again? Excuse me, ma’am, we’re going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you’re blinding the other drivers. I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home! I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart? I’d drive a million miles for one of your smiles. Hey Girl! Your eyes remind me of my car headlights. So Bright, Big & Beautiful. Hey, do you like your car? I was thinking of getting one for my mom. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you. Do you need your car fixed? Because I’m a pick up master. I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you. Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again? Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Girl, if you were a race car. You’d be lightning McQueen. I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you. Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? I’d drive a million miles for one of your smiles. I hate sitting in traffic like this, don’t you? Let’s get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I’ll just follow you. You pick the restaurant! At least I have a car. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.” Hop in my Aztec and we’ll go get the car washed! I like things with more miles per gallon. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. I love driving the cool cars, but there is nothing like driving a pickup truck. Race you to the next light! I’d love to be your hydrogen fueling station. Is that an advanced piece of machinery or are you just happy to see me? When the choice is between a demanding relationship and a vintage pickup truck, I’ll choose the truck every time. Hi! I’m from out of town and lost…could you show me the way to your house? Look surprised, then say, “WOW, This is the first time I’ve ever seen a flower driving a car. Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car. You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I’ve seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer. Hey, you wanna go for a test drive? My batteries are designed for extended life. Going my way? I’ve got a seat open. I never wanted anything so much, I’ve got to have one. I want a girl in a pickup truck. Did YOU invite all these people? I know a great place to bike ride. Let’s hop on my private jet! Need a jump? Hey girl, how about we get in my car and go to a dark parking lot this weekend? I know a great drive-in theater! It’s just paper – all I own is a pickup truck and a little Wal-Mart stock. I’m on my way to the pet store to pick out a new puppy… would you like to help me? Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me? Smile while lifting a sign that says, “Am listening to Car Talk. Wanna listen together? Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.
This is the list of the best and fun car pick up so next time when you are sitting inside the car, you can use it.