101 Halloween Captions That are Scary Yet Clever


Goblins and ghouls and ghosts, OMG! Whether your Halloween costume is cute, fun, or scary, you need to show it off (and make the other witches jealous). The best way to do this? Of course on social media! It doesn’t matter if it’s a DIY costume you’ve been working on for hours or a last-minute outfit you’ve bought online.

You will definitely take photos of your creepy looks at home wanting. ‘Hallowe’en. We suggest you pose next to your perfectly carved pumpkin with a creepy Halloween cocktail in hand and surrounded by party decorations, or take a #twinning photo in matching costumes with your best friend. Once you have the perfect snapshot, you’ll need the best Halloween Instagram caption to get everyone’s attention.


Happy Halloween! Halloween is one of the most exciting and fun days of the year, full of costumes, candy, decorations, parties, and candy. This is a vacation full of emotions: excitement, excitement, anticipation, surprise, and pleasure. No matter if you want to create a certain mood for a Halloween party, trick, or treat or are looking for cute Halloween sayings for a Halloween card, we have what you need with this collection of Halloween Texts.

  • I hope your day doesn’t suck like a vampire. May you have an amazing day and a freakishly scary Halloween!
  • Keep calm, trick, or treat and carry on.
  • This Halloween I’d like to tell you a thing or two, it’s okay to be the devil, it’s okay to have a tattoo, it’s okay to be an angel, it’s okay to trick or treat too.
  • Today I can be moody and be a little witch!
  • I hope all the candies don’t go to WAIST. Happy Halloween!
  • May you have a fang-tastic evening, ghoul-friend! I am so lucky to have you in my life. Halloween wishes to you!
  • Free flying lessons, BYOB. Bring your own broom.
  • I have a sugar crush on you. Happy Halloween!
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m out of candy, look how scary are you.
  • Life with you is just getting boo-tter and better. Happy Halloween!

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There are so many things to love on Halloween: horror movies, endless sweets, pumpkin spices, and the perfect excuse to put on (at least one) epic costume. One way to celebrate your scary night is to share it on social media with the correct caption. Spend less time thinking and playing or dealing with these ideas for Instagram captions that will help you put the “ha” on Halloween.

  • Ghouls just wanna have fun
  • Witch, please
  • #SquadGhouls
  • Just creepin’ it real
  • No tricks just treat
  • Basic Witch
  • Witch better have my candy
  • You better work, witch
  • Have a spooktacular night
  • Let the gourd times roll
  • Swish swish, witch
  • Resting witch face
  • Too ghoul for school
  • Happy Hallow-scream
  • Let’s do the Monster Mash!
  • Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere
  • I’m the ghost-ess with the mostest
  • You’ve got me under your spell

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If you’re lucky enough to be a couple on Halloween, you’ve probably gone to great lengths to plan the perfect couple costume. Of course, the perfect costume requires the perfect Instagram with a terrifying tag that captures how much you and your S.O. are taking care of yourself.

Fortunately, we have what you need. Keep scrolling through nine magical Instagram captions that are perfect for all of your Halloween couple costume photos.

  • “Under the full moon she had never felt crazy, she had only ever felt connected.”
  • “You’re my boo.”
  • “I always liked strange characters.”
  • “Whatever you do… don’t fall asleep.”
  • “I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”
  • “Cutest pumpkin in the patch.”
  • “Magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it.”
  • “I’m a ghost with the most, babe.”
  • “There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”

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Don’t worry if after eating too much candy (or drinking too much Halloween punch) you feel like a * ghost * and can’t create a scary or clever Instagram title – we’ve got it for you. From kitschy pumpkin puns to cute Halloween quotes and cute phrases, these Instagram Halloween captions are awesome. Just pick the perfect photo, add one of our fun subtitles or sayings from Halloween movies, and wait for the flavor to flow!

  • Creepin’ it real!
  • Hot ghoul Halloween.
  • Fangs for the memories.
  • Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
  • I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
  • I’m a haunted mess.
  • Bugs and hisses, witches!
  • Only bad witches can drive stick.
  • Eat, drink, and be scary!
  • Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.
  • Howl about them apples?
  • I’m the ghostest with the mostest.
  • Swish swish, witch.
  • You look better with the mask on.
  • Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  • Had a spooktacular night!
  • Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
  • Life is gourd.
  • Keep calm and carry a wand.
  • Hocus Pocus and chill?
  • If the broom fits, fly it.
  • Shake your BOOty.


Halloween is approaching and we know you are looking for Halloween quotes to use as Instagram captions this scary season.

  • “I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly”
  • Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us…”
  • “Cheers Witches”
  • “Sticky fingers, tired feet, one last house… trick or treat!”
  • “You say ‘Witch’ like it’s a bad thing”
  • “Trick or treat yo’self”
  • “Have a fa-boo-lus Halloween!”
  • “Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced!”
  • Every time I avoid eating Halloween candy I reward myself by eating Halloween candy”


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